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สืบเนื่องจาก คุณท่านไป ช้อปปิ้งที่เดอะมอลล์ เมื่อวาน ๒๖ กค. ๒๕๕๔ มีอ.แพนด้าเป็นสารถี ว่าก็ว่าเถอะพักนี้ไม่ค่อยขัดใจคุณท่านเลย ไม่ทราบกินยาลืมเขย่าขวดหรือเปล่า เอาเป็นว่าช้อปกระจายตามลิสท์รายการที่จดไปได้ครบหมด แถมได้หม้อหุ่งข้าวคอมพิวเตอร์อัจฉะริ(นะ)ยะ ขนาด ๑.๘ ลิตรหุงข้าวได้ทุกชนิด รวมทั้งข้าวเหนียว และข้าวต้ม แถมอบเคกก็ได้ ตุ๋นก็ได้ นึ่งก็ได้ ทำไมเก่งกว่า….คุณท่านเสียจริง
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ข้าวกล้องใช้เวลา ๑๒๐ นาที ค่ะ คุณท่านแทบตกเก้าอี้อีกรอบ กว่าข้าวจะสุกก็ปาเข้าไปสองทุ่มกว่า…
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คุณท่านขอรับ ขออนุญาตขำ ขอรับกระผม
รุ่นอัฉรินะยะ นี่เขาคงลืมบอกในคู่มีว่า ต้องจุดธูปบอกก่อนเริ่มใช้งานนะขอรับ
หม้ออัจฉริยะหุงช้า อย่างไรก็อร่อยครับ
สวัสดีพ่อเจ้าหัว(ปาลิออน)เจ้าคะ อันคุณท่านนั้นเผลอลืมพิธีกรรมไปเล็กน้อย ขออำไพ คราวหน้าจะจดจำ มิหลงลืมจุดธูปอันเชิญเทพเจ้าหม้อฯ มาทำหน้าที่ให้เต็มประสิทธิภาพเจ้าค่ะ ขอกราบขอบพระคุณบนหัวไหล่ซ้าย ด้วยความเคารพพ่อเจ้าหัวท่านอย่างสูงมิรู้ลืมเจ้าค่ะ
คุณท่านขอกราบขอบพระคุณ ท่านเทพที่มีความเมตตากรุณาต่อคุณท่านเสมอมา เป็นผู้เดียวที่ชี้แนะให้คุณท่านเข้าใจ เข้าถึง จึงช่วยพัฒนาคุณท่านได้ อันว่าคุณท่านเป็นอาม่ามาก่อน ชำนาญการหุงข้าวแบบโบราณไม่ว่าเตาถ่านเตาแกส เตาไมโครเวป หม้อหุงข้าวไฟฟ้า(ไม่อัจฉะริยะ) เจอหม้อหุงข้าวอัจฉะรินะยะ ก็ต้องอ่อนน้อมถ่อมตนค่ะ แค่ยกมือไหว้ แต่ลืมจุดธูป……….๕๕๕๕๕๕๕๕๕๕๕๕๕
555 คราวนี้ได้ใช้หม้ออ้จฉริยะ สารพัดประโยชน์ สมใจแล้ว…..คงจะได้ชิม เมนู ต่าง ๆ ที่หม้ออัจฉริยะ ทำได้เร็ว ๆ นี้นะคร๊าบ….อิอิ
ก็หุงข้าวกล้องมะลิแดงให้กินแล้วไง..อิอิ
วันนี้คุณท่านได้รับประทาน มันตัดเผือก(มันเทศสีม่วง) ต้ม แม่ค้ากำชับ อ.แพนด้าให้มาบอกคุณท่านว่า มีสรรพคุณบำรุงสายตาค่ะ… ตั้งแต่แม่ค้ายกให้เป็นคุณท่าน …ดูดีมีสกุล มีคนมากหน้าหลายตาพากันเอาอกเอาใจ ช้อบชอบ….อิอิ
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