จีน CHINA’S CRH2
ไต้หวัน TAIWAN’S THSR
เกาหลี KOREA’S KTX
ญี่ปุ่น JAPAN’S SHINKANZEN
สเปญ SPAIN’S AVE
อังกฤษ UK’S EUROSTAR
ฝรั่งเศส FRANCE’S TGV
ดูไบ DUBAI’S METRO
และ
ต่อไปนี้ คือ
รถไฟที่ดีที่สุดในโลก
อินเดีย INDIAN’S ALL ABOARD
และยังมี
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ปากีสถาน PAKISTAN !!!!!
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ขออภัย…
รถไฟมาสายไปหน่อย
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One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
$incerely Your$,
Marian $hih
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :
Dear Marian
I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
Yours truly,
Manager
2. Aim for greater heights.
3. Stay focused on your job.
4. Exercise to maintain good health.
5. Practice team work..
6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others.
7. Save for rainy days.
8. Rest and relax.
9. Always take time to smile.
AND
10.. Realize that nothing is impossible.
Dan was a single man living at home with his widowed father
and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife
with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty
took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but soon,
my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.
นี่ก็ใกล้สิ้นปีเต็มที…. ตามธรรมเนียมก็ต้องมีเรื่อง ที่สุดแห่งปี มาสรุปเล่าสู่กันฟัง
ปี 2009 ภูมิใจเสนอ………….
ที่สุดของ “สามีแห่งปี” ดังนี้ค่ะ
อันดับที่ 6 ยกให้ สามีแห่งประเทศ ไอร์แลนด์ : Ireland
ตามจี้มาติดๆ อันดับที่ 5 คือสามีแห่งประเทศสหรัฐอเมริกา : The United states of America
สุดยอดกว่านั้น ได้แก่ สามีแห่งโปแลนด์ : Poland
แต่อันดับ 3 ต้องยกให้ สามีประเทศกรีซ : Greece
เกือบได้แชมป์ แล้ว คือ สามีแห่งประเทศเซอร์เบีย : Serbia
แต่….รางวัลชนะเลิศ ปีนี้ได้แก่…สามีสุดที่รักแห่งประเทศสก๊อตแลนด์ : Scotland
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now…
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
