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ชาวอินเดียนแดงได้ถามความเห็นจากหัวหน้าเผ่าคนใหม่ว่า…
“ฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้จะหนาวกันแค่ไหน…หนาวมากหรือไม่ค่อยหนาวสักเท่าไหร่”
ฝ่ายหัวหน้าเผ่าคนใหม่ยุคนิวไมเลเนี่ยม…วิถีชีวิตเก่าแก่ภูมิปัญญาดั้งเดิม ไม่เคยได้รับการถ่ายทอดจากหัวหน้าเผ่าบรรพบุรุษคนก่อนแม้แต่นิดเดียว…
ทำทีแหงนหน้ามองท้องฟ้า…แต่บอกไม่ได้ว่าฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้จะเป็นอย่างไร
เพื่อไม่ให้เสียหน้า จำเป็นต้องรักษาฟอร์มเอาไว้ เขาจึงบอกแก่คนในเผ่าว่า…
“ฤดูหนาวปีนี้จะหนาวจริงๆ สมควรที่พวกเราทุกคนในหมู่บ้านจะเริ่มลงมือเก็บฟืนตุนไว้ให้มากเสียแต่เนิ่นๆได้แล้ว”
และเพื่อความรอบคอบ อีก ๒-๓ วันต่อมาเขาก็มีความคิดใหม่..
เขาแอบไปที่ตู้โทรศัพท์สาธารณะไกลจากหมู่บ้านพอสมควร
ใช้บริการโทรศัพท์สอบถามกรมอุตุนิยมวิทยาว่า…
“ฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้จะหนาวกันหรือไม่”
“รู้สึกฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้อากาศจะค่อนข้างหนาว” …คือคำตอบจากเจ้าหน้าที่ในกรมอุตุนิยมวิทยา
ดังนั้น หัวหน้าเผ่าจึงกลับไปบอกแก่คนในเผ่าให้ตระเตรียมฟืนไว้ให้มากขึ้น(เผื่อเหลือเผื่อขาดเข้าไว้)
อีก ๑ อาทิตย์ต่อมาเขาแอบโทรศัพท์ไปสอบถามกรมอุตุนิยมวิทยาอีกว่า…
“ฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้อากาศจะยังคงหนาวมากใช่ไหม”
“ใช่ ฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้อากาศจะหนาวมาก” …เป็นคำตอบจากเจ้าหน้าที่ในกรมอุตุนิยมวิทยา
ได้ยินดังนั้นหัวหน้าเผ่าจึงกลับไปบอกแก่คนในเผ่าให้ช่วยกันตระเตรียมฟืนไว้ให้มากขึ้นกว่าเดิมเป็นโกลาหล…แม้เพียงเศษไม้ชิ้นเล็กๆก็ยังใช้ได้
๒ อาทิตย์ต่อมาเขาแอบโทรศัพท์ไปสอบถามกรมอุตุนิยมวิทยาอีกครั้ง
“คุณยังคงแน่ใจใช่ไหมว่าฤดูหนาวที่จะถึงนี้อากาศจะหนาวจัดสุดทารุณแน่นอน”
“อ๋อ แน่นอน ฤดูหนาวปีนี้จะเป็นปีที่อากาศหนาวหฤโหดที่สุดนับตั้งแต่ที่ผมเคยพบในฐานะนักพยากรณ์อากาศเลยทีเดียว” …เป็นเสียงจากอีกฝ่าย
“ทำไมคุณจึงแน่ใจนักล่ะ” …หัวหน้าเผ่าซัก
นักอุตุนิยมวิทยาตอบว่า…
“ก็พวกอินเดียนแดงน่ะสิ พากันออกเก็บฟืนตุนกันไว้อย่างบ้าคลั่งทีเดียวล่ะคุณเอ๋ย”
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นึกถึง joke จากงานนิทรรศการอาชีพ ที่มีอาชีพต่างๆมาแนะนำให้เด็กๆได้ตัดสินใจ(ของเมืองนอกนะจ๊ะ ไทยบ่มี)
เด็กคนหนึ่งถามนักอุตุฯว่า “พอบอกได้มั้ยครับว่าทำไมผมถึงควรเลือกอาชีพนี้” …นักอุตุฯตอบว่า หนูเอ๊ย! มีอาชีพไหนที่ยอมให้เธอผิดพลาดได้ถึงห้าสิบเปอร์เซนต์ โดยไม่ต้องลาออกหรือรับผิดชอบกับมัน …ตะแล่มตะแล่มตะแล้ม อิอิอิ
ดีใจค่ะที่คุณsutthinunชอบ ขอบคุณค่ะ..
ขอคิดแป๊บบนะคะว่าจะลงเรื่องไหนดี
โอ้โห…เพิ่งทราบความลับนี้เดี๋ยวนี้เอง LOL..
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