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“ถ้าใครเปิดประตูบานนี้ออกไปได้ ผมจะให้ไอศครีมเป็นรางวัล”
พอขาดคำผู้อำนวยการ…
บรรดาคนไข้ต่างแย่งกันเปิดประตู ปีนป่าย เขย่า กระดานดำนั้นเป็นโกลาหล
ผู้อำนวยการและบรรดาแพทย์ต่างพากันผิดหวัง
แล้วพลันก็สังเกตเห็น…
มีคนไข้รายหนึ่งนั่งเฉยอยู่กับที่ ไม่ร่วมวงทึ้งประตูบานนั้นกับใครเขา
สร้างความหวังให้แก่ทีมแพทย์ยิ่งนักว่า…อย่างน้อยก็มีคนหนึ่งล่ะ วันนี้ !
ดังนั้นแพทย์ในทีมบางท่านจึงเริ่มซักคนไข้รายนี้ว่า…
“ทำไมคุณจึงไม่พยายามไปเปิดประตูกับเขาล่ะ”
คนไข้รายนั้นกำลังทนกลั้นหัวเราะต่อไปอีกไม่ไหว จึงระเบิดเสียงหัวเราะเสียลั่นห้อง แล้วตอบว่า…
“ก็ ผม มี กุญแจ น่ะสิ”
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เพราะไม่มีกุญแจ
อิอิ
ในโรงพยาบาลเดียวกัน
คนไข้นั่งตกปลาอยู่กลางสนามหญ้า หมอโรคจิตผ่านมาเลยถามว่า ตกปลาได้กี่ตัวแล้ว?
คนไข้บอกว่า จะบ้าเหรอ กลางสนามหญ้าจะตกได้ปลาได้ยังไง? นับคุณหมอก็ได้ ห้าตัวแล้ว อิอิ
เค้าว่ากันว่า หมอโรคจิต เวลาเจอกันเค้าจะทักทายกันว่า (ช่วยดูผมหน่อย) ผมสบายดีไหม? ฮ่าๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆๆ
ฮ่ะๆๆๆ กุญแจไขเข้าหรือไขออกค้าคุณอุ๊ยสร้อย
อ้าว!
ฮ่าๆๆๆๆ……กร๊ากก…..
เป็นเทคนิคอลเทอมจริงๆ ไม่อยู่ในนั้นก็ไม่รู้นะคะคุณจอมป่วนคะ
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